It's Life Day on Kashyyyk, and Han and Chewbacca are headed to the planet to spend some quality time with Chewbacca's family, when suddenly - no wait. Stop. We're not getting into this. We promised. Everyone promised! This never happened. There was no Jefferson Starship music video, no Itchy or Lumpy, and Bea Arthur certainly wasn't there. We don't even know what you're talking about.