Popular with those going through jak'tahla these daysWe thought these would be the ultimate sneaky shorts. See, on the front they have the ST:TNG combadge and a patch for Starfleet Academy. But then when you turn to the back - ha HA! Klingon Empire, suckers!
But then, if you're a Klingon, they can probably tell from your forehead ridge.
*sigh* Even though our evil plans have been thwarted, these khaki Star Trek TNG Klingon Cargo Shorts are still pretty cool. They have an elastic waist with a drawstring for comfort in case you gorge on gagh and SIX pockets, which, hopefully you won't also fill with gagh.
- Star Trek TNG Klingon Cargo Shorts
- Officially-licensed Star Trek: The Next Generation merchandise
- A ThinkGeek exclusive
- 6 pockets - SIX!
- Elastic waist with external drawstring
- Embroidered ST:TNG combadge patch on left thigh
- Embroidered Starfleet Academy patch on left pocket
- Embroidered emblem of the Klingon Empire patch on the right uh... rear
- Materials: 100% cotton body; 95% cotton / 5% spandex waist
- Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out, gentle cycle. Dry flat.
|Waist (stretches)||30-38 in.||32-40 in.||34-42 in.||36-44 in.||38-46 in.||40-48 in.|
|Outseam (including waistband)||20 1/2 in.||21 1/2 in.||22 1/2 in||23 1/2 in.||24 1/2 in.||25 1/2 in.|
|Inseam||10 1/4 in.||11 1/4 in.||12 1/4 in.||13 1/4 in.||14 1/4 in.||15 1/4 in.|